why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
thats so precious omg
when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page
i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people